Make people think you've seen
a Kung-Fu film by doing some Bruce Lee moves for 20 minutes after leaving the cinema.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:26, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

not mine....
Stop people thinking you are gay when leaving a florist by punching the first man you see.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:29, Reply)

because its
the viz's
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Indeed it is.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Hang on a moment ...
So you've just been nicking Viz top tips and posting them here?!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

doesn't everybody?
I've never seen any Tips from this site appearing in Viz, maybe they have better writers.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I've had some printed, but I didnt post them here before so couldn't do it after :( I have now rectified that problem.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I don't. I only write my own for here and for Viz.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

nope
Hence me posting the 'not mine' comment, if people want the viz tips they can go to viz.com. Mine aren't nicked from anywhere, I just drink quite a bit during the day.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Or even viz.co.uk
There are some crackers on there though. This one made me do proper big LOLS

"Readers: Don't waste money buying a copy of Bridget Jones' Diary. Simply dig out your twenty year-old copy of The Diary of Adrian Mole and cross out all the references to 'spots', replacing them with 'fat arse'"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)