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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Music Artists
To get your albums to the top of the charts, die.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:20, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I have long maintained that the best career move to make in the music industry is death.
Mercury, Cobain, Morrison, Hendrix ... all massively over-rated, all masively popular because they died before their time.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)

jackson, winehouse, rod hull....

The list goes on
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Rod Hull was never over-rated.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:49, Reply)
as a TV repair man
...he was....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:57, Reply)
And he couldnt lay roofing tiles for shit.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 17:39, Reply)
but he was very good at anal fisting
and had several bookings for anal party's where he was in big demand
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 19:25, Reply)
eg. The Racist Vicars...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:58, Reply)

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