Drugged-up friend in the lav? Scare the shit out of them by quickly installing a seatbelt in your favourite armchair then gluing all your furniture to the ceiling.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:53, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I have a mate who did something similar:
A bunch of his mates turned up tripping off their necks, looking for refuge. He willingly took them in, and had a beer with them and chilled them out, but every time he left the room he went and changed his t-shirt before he got back.

It culminated in his being dressed in a full suit and tie, and then going into the kitchen, smearing ketchup on a knife blade and going back in, before declaring that he'd had enough and was going to hill himself, and drawing the knife across his wrists.

The bastard.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I like the cut of his jib.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Nice.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)