do you work with/around people?
If so be nice. If you aren't being paid to be nice, then I hope you're getting a bonus for being a dick.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 6 May 2010, 18:28, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I wish I got a bonus for _having_ a dick...
Though thinking about it, maybe my bonus is not having to clean that horrible glass ceiling in the foyer?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 7 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Do you work with/around people?
If so be smart. If you aren't being paid to be smart, then I hope you're getting a bonus for being stupid.

I'll be nice when people stop being stupid.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Well
If I ask if I may help you, don't be a dick, politely refuse and spend fifteen minutes looking for whatever it is you need. If you're not that guy, then carry on sir.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 12 May 2010, 4:23, Reply)

I'm that guy.
If I want to spend 15 minutes looking for something, then I damn well will. I have to do something to look busy, otherwise people will think of more work for me to do. I'm being paid for my time, and I don't get a bonus for doing more work in the same amount of time.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:19, Reply)

I fully agree with this tip
I sometimes wonder if people in my (shitty wee) office know that they're working in a small admin office and not commanding some kind of warship.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 12 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Please,
never write "shitty wee" again.
( Pretender, Mon 17 May 2010, 23:34, Reply)