Short and sweet for now
Random exchange with a tramp in Canterbury:

"'ere, 'scuse me mate, 'ave you gotta spare fag?"
"Er no, sorry, I don't smoke."
*pause*
"But you must smoke! You've got a beard!"

Can't beat tramp logic.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:46, 2 replies)

I had a similar experience...
...only instead of "but you've got a beard" it was "but you're wearing a jacket!"

Perfect logic!
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:54, closed)

Did you go out in
your smoking jacket again?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 15:31, closed)