But he has a car, you retard. Obviously puppies come wth sweets and maybe whisky and a badger.
Bikes are gay.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 23:23, 1 reply)

careful now, if you anger him he'll stalk you and find your personal pics!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 23:28, closed)

I see you're still bitter about the staredog thing.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 0:10, closed)

You found a picture of me that was at least six years old that I'd never seen.
Your creepy stalking skills are unmatched.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 9:33, closed)

typing "b3ta" into a public image sharing website isn't really MI5 levels of computer hackery.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 9:44, closed)

Alright mock Mock Turtle

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 9:32, closed)

Howd up ... I thought Weepy Phantom and Sulk Turtle were the same person.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:34, closed)

Wounded as I am by this vicious and unprovoked subversion of my b3ta handle,
Hartley Hare's was better.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 21:19, closed)

\o/
I still think you're a cunt, just saying
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:35, closed)