the power button

( MBar And now back to your regularily scheduled lurking., Thu 24 Feb 2005, 12:47, Reply)

tis true
Patricia Arquette's teeth.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 12:26, Reply)

...
The sound of waffles on foil...
( icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 12:14, Reply)

unclewilco
Mmm, creosote.... I'd forotten about the smell of creosote on a hot summers day...... :-P
(emma_fisi, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 12:04, Reply)

Tentacles.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 24 Feb 2005, 11:56, Reply)

Just remembered this one,
that song 'Goodbye Horses' that Buffalo Bill dances to in Silence of the Lambs, while seducing himself in the mirror. This one makes me question my sanity a bit.
( Fictional Emma, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 11:51, Reply)

I've got a few too...
There’s nothing more erotic than the feel of a boy’s fingers stroked across my rippling one-keg, while he tells me he’s never been in a written-off K-reg Astra before now, on the way to pick up my book on HTML from the library. And when he says he agrees with me that the plural of 'dilemma' is 'dilemmae'. That, and cheap bongo mags found in a Tesco's bag on the rec.
(spastic_lequeer, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 11:24, Reply)

Ahhhh
The idea that one day I will meet a woman who will become, slowly or instantly, the only one in the whole world for me. She will make my mornings perfect by waking next to her. My days will be brighter, my meals more delicious, my skin more alive and my heart and mood lighter just by her being in my life. Knowing that she, to me, will be perfect. Her intelligence, her humour, her face, hair, and body. She will be gentle, generous, kind, impish, giggly, thoughtful, creative, impulsive, cuddly and sensual. And she will think the same of me and we will share every single moment of the rest of our lives together. In blissful idiotic happiness.


And she'll let me fist her senseless.

And do the same to me.
(I am the infinite monkey!, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 11:19, Reply)

Boots
Workmen's boots do it for me. If I saw a workman in a pair of grubby steel toe capped boots, it makes me go all funny.

Any workmen out there please feel free to email me.
(Fran, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 11:13, Reply)

I've got a few...
There’s nothing more erotic than the feel of a girl’s fingers stroked across my rippling six-pack, while she tells me she’s never been in a Ferrari before now, on the way to pick up my award for services to women. And when she says she agrees with me that in Nietzsche's view, instead of seeking compromise with his hero Hume, Kant ought not to have mystified abstract thinking in the crooked compromise 'rational thought'. That, and tits.
(Scoobs, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 10:41, Reply)

Whoa, lots of things
I love turning a shy woman into a complete slut. There's little more satisfying than someone who dresses like they have a million nipples everywhere, then convincing her to get naked and turning her into a SEX MACHINE!

Gingers

making a woman cum so hard just by using your tongue, then feeling her shake and cum all over your chin... Hmm.

Tying a woman up, then talking so dirty to her that she has a desperation to play with herself, and ends up cumming with no physical contact whatsoever. Helps if they're blindfolded.

Double jointed hips

bloody hell, this is a long list,

OOh, and women who aren't afraid to dress differently under their clothes, ie sensible suit - SLUT!

Oh, and of course, burd on top... With nice big bouncy boobies! Uugh.

*fwapppppppp*
(stav999999, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 9:46, Reply)

Hmmm
Strawberry blonde hair (not quite red!)
Sexy killer eyes
English and New Zealand accents

And....
boobies.
(AlexV - stop coming to my house!, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 8:28, Reply)

The smell of...
Opening a Star Wars figure box, the first intoxicating whiff of the plastic. Sheer nasal heaven. None of this new figure malarkey, it has the be the original (UK) cardboard sheet with a clear plastic front box as well.
(thegripesofwrath, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 8:25, Reply)

Christ, I'll keep it simple
Nearly everything flips me on.
- Redheaded gals
- Girls + vintage synthesizers... mmmm
- This QOTW
( Hosehead, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 7:21, Reply)

what turns me on:
guys with slightly crooked teeth
guys with slightly big ears
guys with long ("aqualine") noses
(NOT PRINCE CHARLES)
guys with black hair
guys with circles under their eyes
(I realised that all this equals dracula, so that goes on the list)
and the wholesome smell of freshly laundered cotton
(hilby, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 7:18, Reply)

Unclewilco
Creosote?
Did you have an early "experience" in someones tool shed?
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 7:14, Reply)

For starters
Men that are very intelligent, tall, lean and have longish dark hair, nice teeth, clean shaven with sideburns, a bit goth, seem sexually ambiguous and have a British accent. This always stops me dead in my tracks. Actually the accent gets me right away, just talk to me, purrrrr..
More later.
(OGH, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 1:37, Reply)

Turn Me On!
I've got some quite strange turn ons:

1) Nerdy guys with asthma

2) Tough guys in tight leather clothing

3) Rubber (just discovered this one recently. Mostly I get turned on by rubber medical devices).

4) The smell of roses

5) Satin sheets
(FoxqueenUSA, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 0:35, Reply)

CREOSOTE
the old fashioned killer banned stuff, it has to be in a open tin

(plastic containers are no good, something about the chemicals mixing that dont work the same magic)

oh and not applied to anywhere, just in the tin, waiting to be applied..

Creosote Substitute does not do it for me..at all.
( unclewilco, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 23:35, Reply)

...
Four X-chromosomes ;)
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irish
Irish redhead with pigtails handing me a pint of Guinness....

Perfect!
( proteus, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 22:53, Reply)

Currently,
I'd be turned on by a girl with lots of cold orange juice, hot chicken soup, a warm blanket and some painkillers.

Or a guy with the same, actually.

I need to be mothered :(

*cough sneeze splutter*
( Detrius521, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 22:42, Reply)

Got a couple more
The moaning sound some girls make when you kiss their necks and the gasp they make when you cause just a little pain when you bite a bit. Or when she presses her body right into your face when you're sucking on her tits.
(newcustomerserviceteam, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 22:37, Reply)

Doe-eyed asian girls
with full lips
and explosive mams
or being toned and veiny from the gym
the back of said girls' calves
especially if they keep pace drinking
(phantom_lychee, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 22:25, Reply)

My Mum
in pigtails, with checked skirts and no pants, bending over a fence.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 21:54, Reply)

Your Mum
;)
(The_Reaper, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 21:51, Reply)

redheads
in pigtails, with checked skirts and no pants, bending over a fence.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 21:48, Reply)

Me
oh my god, i'm the best.
if only there were another me, i would become gay.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 21:36, Reply)

Turn-ons
Honestly?

Ok im new and probably shouldnt share but mehk!

Jelly - strawberry...no idea why
Mahogany Tables - oddly all fantasies seem to revolve around these
Tall men, blonde with green eyes and glasses - gotta have glasses they are such a turn-ons
Tim curry in Rocky Horror...and Riff raff...
being tied up standrad bondage really...
Lesbians...dont know why...
Actually anything odd truns me on and alot of the usual...i gues im a horny little minx...oh well!!! hehehe...ooo gotta have a fit ass...mmmm hehehehehehe....:D
(Kitten_Potentially_Feline, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 21:35, Reply)

Harry Potter
Not the character, nor even the actor who plays him (don't worry, I'm no pedo---I'm a teenager myself). Actually, two minor characters in the books. The third movie included them and really, there is nothing better than seeing grown men act out children's lit...

Other things:
Glasses
Scottish accents
Stuttering
Gay boys (I'm a straight female)
(sheikgeek, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 21:29, Reply)