Twat Friends
BraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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has anyone said [name modded], the whining scourge of western australia, yet?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:16,
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^ No mates. ^
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s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:17,
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She's your friend, now.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:09,
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stalker
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:35,
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wut?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:38,
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I think he's saying that [top secret name] wouldn't be a relevant answer because he had no mates.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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is that ringofmiserymcpuppet's real life name?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:45,
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why yes, yes it is.
feel free to google it.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:30,
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no thanks, i don't think i'd like it
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:14,
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A b3tan lives in my state? fuck.
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Avnas dosh!, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 4:48,
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Yes.
I think we have been thru this before.
Gaz me if you want. Or not.
The last bash we had was just me and BeatsWork up at the Breakwater at Hillays. I thought it went well - we both got steamingly drunk from memory.
But I haven't heard from him since so maybe I am the twat.
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s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 6:58,
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Or maybe he's all in your head, like the rest of us.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:52,
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No.
He doesn't have any friends to regard him as a twat.
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Muns, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:49,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:53,
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it's funny
the 'whinging pom' moniker is given to us. Because every single Aussie I have ever met moans about the weather in Britain being 'too cold' too wet' and go on and on about how Australia is much better.
Just saying like ;o)
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:16,
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Unlike we Brits, who moan that Britain is to cold and wet,
and that everywhere else is too hot.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 13:39,
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Who says the British are provincial and intolerant?
Every country is equally shit to us
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:03,
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+ Are massive racists that blame 'The Abos' for everything that's wrong with their country.
+ Claim they're 'being bullied' when Brit workmates say 'G'day Cobber' to them.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:21,
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Whinging & moaning.
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s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:25,
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Did you miss the word 'mate' in the question?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:00,
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sorry, i thought we were just outing twats in general.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:25,
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Put it away, love.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:21,
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9/10 Good effort.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 16:44,
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Oh god.
It's like that thing in Star Trek that Hans Soldier nearly falls into.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 17:35,
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Carrie Fisher?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 20:23,
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Are
you missing him?
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 10:47,
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