Twat FriendsBraynDedd tugs our sleeve and asks: "You know the one, the mate who is guaranteed to ruin every social situation by being an embarrassment/sexist/racist/bellend etc. Tell us about your twattiest mate."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50)
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I used to be mates with a solicitor.Had him round for dinner once. He had two tokes of a joint, went grey, puked, slumped forward in his chair and insisted in a very mumbly way that he was going to kill me and his girlfriend. Top bloke.
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Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:31,
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Inviting someone for dinner, only to present them with MASSIVE DRUGS instead of food,is the very height of rudeness. No wonder he wanted to kill you.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 12:39,
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Bah, cocaine in the gravy again instead of cornflourIt never mixes properly
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:04,
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