TwatteryNigella Pussycat says: Tell us about utter twats doing remarkably twatty things. Or have you ever done something really twattish to a friend, loved one or pet? In summary: Twats
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:30)
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WhitneyMany years ago, as I was approaching Stanstead airport where i was to catch a flight to Dublin for some awards ceremony, I received a frantic phone call from Ireland begging me to find some Cristal Champagne for some diva who wouldn't drink anything else. They had scoured the fair city to no avail.
Off to duty free, no Cristal. They had everything else; Mumm, Bollinger, Dom P. No! It had to be Cristal!
What could I do?
I bought her a case of Newcastle Brown Ale.
I was called a twat when i turned up with it at her dressing room.
(, Sun 15 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
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