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The Sunday league team I played in goal for (The Mighty D.R.P, that is Democratic Republic of Phonque) had won Division 1 and so that night we played beer/rum/whisky/champagne pong and then hit the town. I was taking pictures at each venue we went to. Unfortunately, it being Sunday, most bars were fairly quiet but the Union still had a good number of people left over from the Pub quiz, and was a cheap place to finish the evening.

Surprisingly, what with it being near closing time, no-one had drunkenly got their cock out, although a couple of people were out in kilts and full Scotsman. The night seemed destined to pass without incident until I came back from the bog and decided, in my by now slightly addled mind, to check the photographic record of the evening.

Beer pong...cardboard and foil trophy held aloft...shots...team photo...cock...

Cock?

Cock.

Did I mention I had been drinking? Now a normal response would be to delete the photo, but I have a habit of well meaning evil in these circumstances, and instead shouted 'GUYS! WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS PHOTO'D HIS COCK?' and held the picture aloft for all to see on the display screen. Someone owned up, and rather than delete it and take the piss, I decided to show the picture to as many people as possible at the bar, then delete it.

I am not sure why to this day. The screen was about 1.5 inches wide, which isn't going to be flattering no matter how you're hung.
(thePontificator, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)