The Lost Pot Noodle
when i was younger and living with my dad, i came home pissed up one night and decided to make a snack. my dad was in bed so i had to tiptoe around the kitchen in order not to wake him and get a good crack round the head. i made a beef and tomato pot noodle and went upstairs with it. i decided to have a slash before i got into my bedroom but the 15 thousand beers i'd had earlier made me lose my balance and fall in the bath. it was like an eternity trying to unwedge myself and stand up but when i finally did it, could i find the pot noodle? could i fcuk! i couldn't even find it in the morning. must have flown out of the skylight in the bathroom!
(Jimmy Splash, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 7:59, 1 reply)

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however i prefer bbq pot noodles
(Freddles, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 18:20, closed)