a late disappointment
for those of you who were following Mrs Spimfs fertility treatment

sadly - no joy this time

however it made us even more aware how lucky we were last time (our little mini Spimf is two now and pretty damn perfect)

on the up side, pregnancy and small child plus move to Dubai might have been a bit tough on Mrs Spimf so things will be easier for us all over there.

disappointment? £5,500 for a wank and there wasn't even a kelly brook type comedy nurse 'on hand'

pffft!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:45, 8 replies)

Sorry to hear that
But as you say, at least you've got mini-Spimf!
( Cawl, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:47, closed)

Sorry to hear that matey
If it's any consolation, I'm an only child and I'm fucking ace.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:23, closed)

@MM
I'm not, and look at how I turned out.
( Cawl, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:28, closed)

Exactly.
Spimf, the right thing has happened. You could be bringing up Kaol.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:38, closed)

See MM,
I'm now tempted to have children, just to spite you.
( Cawl, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:40, closed)

did anyone tell you this
when filling the tube up for tests, WRITE YOUR NAME ON IT FIRST.

This is because of the mild sweaty shakes in the afterglow makes it difficult to use a pen on a plastic tube and manage to write your name legibly.

It only prolongs the time at the desk grinning at the cute nurse whom you have just handed your jizz. After about 2 minutes, the glow wanders off and your realise how many over 70's stood around with small stool samples in pots.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:20, closed)

enforced self abuse
Bad luck mate, I know all about expensive hand shandies after having spent £12k on two goes, and the bastards wouldn't even change the video when it stopped mid-wank. Luckily for me and Mrs Splurgle, we tried the old fashioned way and got lucky. I think it was all the fertility drugs that they pumped into wifey that made her super susceptible to my love-wrigglies. Better luck next time and don't forget, practice is free and fun.
(urgle-splurgle molesting small goats since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:51, closed)

better luck next time
like urgle-splurgle said, have fun trying!
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:09, closed)