A friend of mine brought a BB gun to a party...
you can probably imagine what happened once a pair of drunken idiots got hold of it, but just in case there is any doubt, we took it off him, threatened him with it over the course of 2 hours and then emptied the chamber into his arse at ridiculously close range. He never brought the gun to a party again. To this day, I can hear his crying....
(INGSOC Room 101 will be awaiting you on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 21:06, 4 replies)

Reminds me of a painballing experience a fair few years ago
The two team captains had a 'Nightmare' gas powered gun, which they were told not to fire at anyone at less than around 100ft. The rest of us had weedy Splatmasters.

On the way back to the camp after a game, someone asked if it had any gas or pellets left. As a test our captain just fired it into my friends arse from about 2ft away.

"Yup".

I would type what my friend screamed, but it was way out of my hearing range, even then.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 7:01, closed)

If I am reading this right
You threatened a man at gun point then sodomised him
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 10:17, closed)

Yeah, as if we haven't all done that at one time or another

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 18:48, closed)

Let's get this right....
We threatened him with his own stupid idea and then made him remember how stupid bringing a gun to party is by giving him a lead-pellet ring-stinger or two. Sodomy would have been cruel, and to be honest, in those days I was having trouble tackling ladies, let alone blokes....
(INGSOC Room 101 will be awaiting you on, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 22:01, closed)