There I was working hard, studying, to make something of my life.
When all of a sudden, New Labour got in, fucked everyone's pensions, encouraged the mother of all mortgage debt, encouraged everyone to piss away 20 grand on a media degree, and sycophantically took up with the Yank's idea of a Police State based on some "War of Terror" predicate.
Then the ConLibs did fuck all except kick the can down the road and avoid too many mass riots, hoping not to be elected next time so that Labour, for once in their history, would have to deal with the consequence of populist chequebook incontinence.

And you're putting up with it. You cunts.
(SSSSSSSSSS, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 20:12, 24 replies)

lolitics

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 20:24, closed)

Who asked you?
I've urinated on your mother.
(SSSSSSSSSS, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 20:29, closed)

if you're going to swear, do it properly
there's no law against saying "cunts" on the internet - not yet anyway

though it might damage your credit rating
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:02, closed)

SATIRE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:05, closed)

alright, albert marshmallow?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 21:36, closed)

Doesn't matter who you vote for,
the government always get in (as my Grandad used to say).
( Bats, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 22:11, closed)

Or, as Ozzy Osbourne put it: "same shit, different arseholes".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 22:40, closed)

SATIRE!
Also,


(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 22:52, closed)

I bet he thinks Stewart Lee is funny.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 23:01, closed)

dunno what's going on with that lower lip, is this some kind of sex toy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Jul 2013, 23:32, closed)

University's great, isn't it?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:43, closed)

I'm confused.
New labour fucked it all up, we voted for someone else, but we're not doing anything about it?

What are you looking for people to do?
(username failed moderation, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:44, closed)

SMASH THE SYSTEM!
YOU'RE NOT A NUMBER, YOU'RE A HUMAN BEING! SMASH CAPITALISM! SMASH THE STATE! MAKE POVERTY HISTORY! OCCUPY!

I'll join you the moment I've finished my essay.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:47, closed)

I did suspect he means
we should be looting Currys.
(username failed moderation, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:50, closed)

I dunno. That sounds a bit racist to me! LOL!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 8:53, closed)

Someone has just thrown Aswad through Currys window

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:56, closed)

Fuck. I did
write comet, but then I realised they'd gone bust.
(username failed moderation, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 13:28, closed)

^ Well old ^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 14:52, closed)

Don't blame me.
I always waste my vote on fringe Socialist candidates.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:08, closed)

This is no place for a coherent, well-reasoned political argument
...so that's OK then.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 9:14, closed)

VOTE NAZI

( Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:37, closed)

work will set you free

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 11:57, closed)

When I hold you baby
Feel your heartbeat close to me
Want to stay in your arms forever
Only work can set you free
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 17:20, closed)

N Trance featuring MC Himmler on the wheels of steel

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 9:26, closed)