drug induced interrupted sex
I don't think anyone has lost their virginity quite like me...

After trying to lose my virginity for several weeks with my boyfriend at the time (he had a slight erectile problem) he actually had to go and purchase some viagra so we could get down to business. My parents were away on holiday thank the lord, but my two little sisters and small brother were downstairs.

Anyway, first try was a hideous failure. I shouted at him, extremely frustrated (little harsh I know) and got in my parents bed to sulk. So he then joins me...and we suddenly have lift off. So we start going at it in my parents bed...and my best friend happens to walk in.

I was fifteen.

Christ almighty.

Afterwards, sat in the kitchen in embarassed silence, my sis walks in and says "You were doing it up there, weren't you?".

The condom wouldn't flush away so I threw it out of the window. Where it remained in the garden for my dad to see as he watered the flowers two days later.
(mrmistoffeles, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 13:27, Reply)