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We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!

(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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My most famous vom has been family folklore for over 10 years now, and doesn't show any signs of being forgotten, so I might as well immortalise it here.

Mum had bought a punnet of Sara Lee Dutch Chocolate ice cream, which was the family favourite. VERY rich, VERY dark choc ice cream. Delicious. I was only allowed to have a small serve, because it was apparently 'too rich' for a young 'un. More like it was too expensive to waste on stupid kids.

Anyway I fought for a bigger serve, got one, and then promptly came down with an instant case of 24-hour-bug. Great timing.

Standing in front of the sink, I projectile vomited pure dank chocolate-coloured Exorcist-worthy spew, which continued in a fine arc as I turned to the toilet. Consequently got it all over EVERYTHING, and ironically, very little in the toilet.

I was never allowed Dutch Chocolate ice cream ever again.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 6:31, Reply)

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