Vomtastic
Not me but my other half, for argument's sake we'll call him Nathan because that is his name, must hold the world record for bizarre vomit spectaculars.

The first one of which must have happened when he was about 20. Whilst standing on a train platform nursing his hangover from the night before he decided the best way to go was to get a carton of Ribena from the kiosk, rip open the top and dissolve 2 alka seltzers in it. He was feeling fantastic after drinking it for approximately 5 seconds before the Ribena/Alka Seltzer decided to make a reappearence. Not such a bad thing if it had come out as a regular pavement pizza but it proceeded to ooze out of his nose/mouth in a long slow procession resembling an enormous foam purple snake. Funny really was not the word - especially those around him waiting for the 10.20 to Grantham.

On the subject of pavement pizzas.... the second feat in his olympic winning barforama resulted in a life ban from Pizza Hut without even having to go in the front door. After a looong afternoon in the pub he decided it was a good time to go home and this involved walking past the glass fronted aforementioned restaurant. Glaring in the through the window at all the families tucking into their food was too much for his delicate stomach but rather than just throw up all over the floor he applied his mouth to the window, chucked up and blew at the same time. Result - a beautiful beer butterfly spreading the entire span of the window, lots of disgusted families and the Manager chasing him down the road.

Finally, nursing another morning after stomach he thought that the most stomach settling thing to have would be milk. This actually managed to stay down for at least 15 mins before coming back up in the garden in the form of the exact replica of a large helping of scrambled egg. I'm sure it didn't taste the same but it didn't stop next door's dog.......
(Loving Vixen, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:46, Reply)