Qualifies as worst puke and best puke:
I was on holdiday, I forget where, but somewhere you shouldn't eat the salad.

I ate salad and drank booze one night, and feeling simultaneously queasy and 'loose' I sat on the loo and waited to see what would happen. What happened was dramatic; the world fell out of my poop chute, and the wall of yellow-brown smell that hit me caused me the hurl up the contents of my stomach, which I managed to aim between my legs without a drop touching my inner thigh. Despite contracting painfully at both ends I managed a proud little grin.
( rollthetroll el presidente, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:12, 2 replies)

Officelol
You must have abs of steel.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:37, closed)

Blimey!
If you can get your head between your own legs you will be the envy of many men.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 13:00, closed)