My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I still feeil ill about this..And it was 5 years ago it happened. I was on my Student Council at Uni, and myself and the President were having a meeting. The Vice-President (VP) was also supposed to be there, but we had to start without him, however he was needed so that we could get his perpective on some of things we were talking about. Now, bear in mind that this was one grotty individual who rarely bathed. So the President said to me to go and fetch the VP - they were, after all, in adjoining offices. And what made me almost vomit when I opened his (slightly ajar) door? The VP wanking off over pics of hugely obese women! And if that wasn't bad enough, the smell ws as though something had died in his trousers!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 19:48, Reply)
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