My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Highly EmbarrassingI was working at a well known retailers head office doing a bit of PC support summer work while I was at university.
Anyway one of the guys in the office thought it would be an excellent idea to take a couple of us temps down to a strip club during lunchtime. I had never been to a strip club before and was pretty surprised in what I was about to see… full frontal spreading nudity was this legal!? How come I’ve never been to a place like this before!! A few of beers and steadily running out of change to put in the ladies collection pots we decided to leave.
Back at the office I was a bit drunk and pretty horny, so I thought it would be a good idea to go relieve myself in the bog (hey who would know). After doing the business I washed my hands (i say that but i cant remember) and headed in back to work. For the rest of that day didn't really notice anything out of the ordinary.
Since leaving uni I now have a (better) job in a different department on the same site so I went over to catch up with the guys from yesteryear… after the usual small talk a guy well known for being a muppet mentioned I should have checked my trousers after coming back from the toilets that day, Jesus - the amount of howling and laughter that erupted at that moment from men, women and bosses nearly caused me to curl up and die.
Id give a moral to the story but I’m sure you already know it now. Damn…!
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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 19:09,
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