My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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You might have heard this one before,but once I brought a cup of tea up to my son's room, and walked in to find him tossing himself off, 'phones on and eyes shut.
So I held the teacup just under his bobby's helmet, caught a nice wodge of man milk as he spooged, stirred it in a bit, left it on his desk and scarpered.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 1:22, Reply)
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