Nice suit
One year long ago, in the days before mortgage and children, I decided to blow my Christmas bonus and treat myself to a smart new suit, several cuts above the two - functional - M&S numbers what I had.
Lunchtime, I tried it on, it fit beautifully, hung well, silk lining, 'andsome... so I bought it.
That evening, on the train home, I threw the suit bag on to the luggage rack and dozed off.
Half an hour later, I stepped on to the platform and watched as the train left the station with my suit still on it.
Still, for the five minutes I wore it, it looked great and, hopefully someone, somewhere, the exact same measurements as me, is still looking sharp.
(Judgeysan Freakishly small hands, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:30, 4 replies)

Ouch.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:37, closed)

Oh no
I did that with a nice coat on Monday this week, although I think that I got four wears of my coat.
( Norbert Lightowler, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:06, closed)

I very much like
Your Zen-like acceptance of this event
(moosefish, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 20:21, closed)

I didn't see any point getting angry about it, as it only happened cos I am a twat.
(Judgeysan Freakishly small hands, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 10:29, closed)