With my now Ex...
He went away on a boys holiday last year for two weeks.

A few hours after he got back to the house and wed had plenty of pre-marital relations, we where cuddled up on the bed...
shithead- "we need to talk"
me- "yeah i know"
shithead- "what do you mean you Know?"
me- "I know you cheated and im going to ask you to get your stuff and go"
shithead- "(very confused)..well...what?...if you knew all along why havent you gone mad at me...and why did you sleep with me if you knew?"
me- " Its been two weeks and I wanted to refuel before I told you to get out."
(Legs 11 last got some loving on, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 20:13, Reply)