The Weird Kid In ClassThere was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was. The next thing we heard was that he'd died in a plane crash.
Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Fri 19 Jan 2007, 10:18)
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Talcum Powder Porn FiendI was 13 so couldn't resist when Aaron tempted me round the back of the Art Block with a porn mag. (Aaron was also 13, in case you're wondering ...)
Not having seen much porn before I was increadibly excited and as the mag came out of his bag I was overwhlemed with a sweet smell. "What's that?" I asked, pointing to the fluffy white dollops on the pages.
"It's talcum powder on my cum so the pages don't stick together".
10 out of 10 for thought, but what sort of a freak shows your mate a porno which is 70% jiz and 10% Brut 33 talc? Now I can't have a wank without spraying on some CK One first. Aaron, you utter bastard.
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