Two stick in my mind
I left quite a long time ago but these two stick in my mind, firstly

Mr Ballard, who was a Science teacher looked like Captain Birdseye and had a story for every eventuality. His best one was from when he worked in steel works and a bloke he worked with fell into the molten metal, to quote,

" he went in head first and they had to shut down down the whole place, all they got out were his boots, damn fine boots they were!"

Not quite sure what this had to do with his science class but it kept us entertained.

The other one was Mr Frobisher an RE teacher and unfortunately my form tutor for two years.

Claimed he'd seen Jesus stood on his shed, apparently the son of God has nowt better to do than speak to pseudo religeous types, who if this wanker were anything to go by, haboured secret Nazi tendencies.

Apparently a couple of years after i'd left he went properly mad and turned into a gibbering wreck.

Both were definately more suited to other jobs, Merchant Seaman and Antichrist, I reckon.
(El Cabron, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 15:46, Reply)