Super-Head
The headmaster of my old Secondary School/6th Form quite literally passed into legend as I went through the school.

He's taken over so many schools* that he's practically never seen back at Hip-Hop** High School.
The Year 7s(first years) speak in hushed tones about how they swear they saw the mythical Pauxman** stalking the corridors one lunchtime. There are even those who say he was once known to teach classes.

He now employs a double to walk around the site and keep belief in him up.(Genuine sightings often make the local papers.)

I saw the real Mr. Pauxman** at the train station today, which is odd becuase I was two towns over from his education realm.
I asked him when he was going to officially declare his empire's independance from Britain, his response was a cryptic one:

"That's gone beyond a joke now."

I took this to mean either he was not amused; or that his revolution will come soon, and I will be the first with my back against the wall.
At this point I became nervous and retreated to my book.

*At last count under his direct control were 3.5 Secondaries, a Primary and another in close alliegance.

**Name changed to punnular reference people from my school might get.
( TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 23:47, Reply)