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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Last Tuesday
Had a long lunch with a client. Popped back to the office at 5 to pick up my bag and then went to the pub next door. This wasn't so bad as everyone does it from time to time. My problems really began 4 hours later when my director wandered in whereupon I greeted him with a hug, flipped him the bird and fell over a bar stall.

Luckily (ish) my MD was also there and he thought the whole thing was hilarious so there were very few repurcussions. I love my job!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 16:57, Reply)

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