Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Post office tempOne summer I was a temp in the postal sorting office and the routine was turn up at 5pm, sign in on a sheet, report to duty manager to get sent to wherever around the place, 10pm sign out on the sheet.
Though I worked hard from 5-8pm and was normally then sent home with full pay until 10pm I met a few mates there including one chap who routinely would turn up at 5pm to sign in, then immediately leave and return just before 10pm to sign out. Turns out he was in the pub round the corner all the time.
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