Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Christmas Do (really, do it)I got sacked from my old job as a data inputter (fun fun fun). I saw my prick of a boss passed out on a table at the Christmas Do, his shiny bald head sending the light from the dance floor bouncing all over the room. So I got a pen, wrote "C*NT" on the back of his head, took a picture and sent it as a Christmas card to everyone in the office.
After that it was decided that I didn't fit the requirements of the job.
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Furness, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 16:21,
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