Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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pineappleI work for certain "fruit coloured" phone company, its a very boring job but the pay is pretty good, and to be fair, I do an incredibly small amount of actual work.
At time of writing this I am in work on a 10 hour overtime shift, double time rate equates to just over 20quid an hour.
I am doing absolutely fuck all, we have no mangers in, I have my feet on the desk, reading the sunday independent, eating ritz crackers with cheese an having a general chinwag with my buddies.
I am posting this from my PDA cos b3ta is one of the few sites our admin bother to block (i can get to various porn sites an once found my way onto a site that tells you how to recomission a decomissioned gun?????).
The rest of the day will be filled with highly productive pursutes such as; reading/posting to forums, eating, playing online games, eating, sleeping, watching tv/blackadder on youtube/portable dvd player/online games, eating, covering my collegues pc with post-it notes, eating, staring at co-workers tits, eating, and maybe take a call from 1 of our beloved customers to tell them that they have no signal cos our network is shit.
Additionally I will spend AT LEAST 1/3 of my shift sat on the crapper looking at porn on my phone.
We really don't give a fuck if your phone doesn't work.
I strongly believe I should be sacked.......
legnth? my astonishing lazyness will last at least untill retirement......
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 13:22, Reply)
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