I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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knivesTwo Saturdays ago, we opened the club and as normal for a Saturday our door staff don't start until 10pm.
8 Chav-scum-wank came in trying to be all hard and twatty, I asked them all for ID. none of them had it so I refused to serve them. " of them went to the loo and then after some arguing they left.
Went to check the toilets (like I have to do every 30 minutes) . They left a calling card - a 11 inch-kitchen knife.
We've cleaned it, and it's very handy to open boxes with...
Lttle buggers
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:01, Reply)
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