When you don't answer your phone after several attempts
It is highly likely the receptionist will pop into the office to leave a note on your desk.

What she won't expect is to see you sat there, unable to speak, with brown drool coming out of your mouth, as you had been trying to see how many maltesers you could fit into your mouth at the time.
I sadly speak from experience.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:36, 12 replies)

HAHAHAHA
I actually nearly cried.

How many did you manage?
(lei, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:50, closed)

^ this
I laughed and nearly cried too :)

That said its a valid question and one that needed to be answered, so... how many maltesers was it in the end?
( Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 2:45, closed)

it was a few years ago now
so what with the stress I was under at the time, I can't remember. I do know that after a matter of seconds the first ones start to dissolve so you can add more, but they then clack you up so you have difficulty in breathing / swallowing / not looking a bulgy eyed mong

I have not dared try since, but I am sure some of the stupider braver board members will have a go. Potential image challenge perhaps?
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:18, closed)

well done
I trust you were able to look her in the eye as if there was nothing unusual happening
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:11, closed)

I gave her a thumbs up (oo-er)
and to her credit she just slowly shook her head and backed out of the room. She has been with us for far too long to be phased by whatever she sees nowadays.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:27, closed)

I'm guessing that the receptionist wasn't much of a looker...
...or else you could have been filling her mouth with something instead? :-o
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Jan 2009, 15:12, closed)

Brrrr
*remembers another yarn about a mouth dribbling brown drool...
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:54, closed)

I'm glad I'm not the only one
I think I must've been permanently scarred by that story because it was the first thing that came to my mind when I read "brown drool" and I was so happy when I read the rest of the sentence and it was just chocolate.
(xanthine, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 4:49, closed)

I suggest we all stand and point at Chart Cat
while looking very disapproving.

He has scarred us all.

Mind you....we have only imagined it....he went through it.

Poor man.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, closed)

dunno if its late and im tired but.
Just cant stop giggling at this story!!!! That is soooo funny. kinda sounds like the sorta thing i would do!
(Miggyman, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:13, closed)

Fantastic image
*clicks*
(annexed, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:09, closed)

Oh....
truly brilliant :D

Made me laugh out loud!
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 16:46, closed)