The Libertines / Doherty
You can't make a myth out of hackneyed Clash references. But you can if you help the NME sell papers.

Utter cunts, utterly shit and totally unchallenging. And, yes i've seen them live, before their first single and they faux shambolically bollocksed their way through their 'gig' with the obvious intention to create an 'event'. Even Pete's skag japes seem contrived. And that Carl Barat has the temerity to look just like Robbie Fowler, as if to insult my eyes as well as my ears.

I want to form a band called 'The Winehouse / Doherty Tube Train Suicide Pact'. Only it wouldn't be suicide, i'd first have pushed the mockney 'Caaaamdaaahn' cunts under a train and release a recording of the sound of their heads getting pulped as our first single.

I've since developed an aversion to pork pie hats, pork pies and moon faced cunts everywhere
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:14, 5 replies)

Took the words right out of my brain.
Did you ever see them playing on the 200th episode of "Jools..."? Absolutel shite. Complete and absolute, unadulterated liquid musical shite. I have genuinely heard shit indie pub bands that were better. I've been in pubs where there have been bands playing, and I've thought "these guys are awful", and yet, looking back, they were about 10 times better than the Libertines performance on that show.

i know it's meant to be "edgy" and a bit punk to only be able to barely play your instruments, but this isn't fucking 1977. We've had that already. These days, it just looks like you're a bunch of cunts who have been signed because you do crazy rockstar things like shoot heroin and punch each other, and that will provide the NME with at least 5 years of front page headlines, as well as the chance to call every album they ever make (along with every album every other shit fucking no-talent indie band ever makes) "The most important record you'll ever hear/hear this year/ever buy/wipe your arse with/hurl into the fucking sea".
( PMGT -Bacon., Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:24, closed)

A No.1 made out of No.2?
I like it!
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:29, closed)

Only it wouldn't be suicide, i'd first have pushed the mockney 'Caaaamdaaahn' cunts under a train and release a recording of the sound of their heads getting pulped as our first single.
I'd buy that.
(dchurch bah, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 17:53, closed)

The felchnuggets of Albion
*click"
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 22:17, closed)

And that 'Carl Barat has the temerity to look just like Robbie Fowler, as if to insult my eyes as well as my ears'.
...gets you a nice shiny 'click'.
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 6:51, closed)