Perfect
I was going to nominate will.i.am for Villain of the Year but this will do.

The Black Eyed Peas make me so angry I could just molest a donkey. Their bland, repetitive, autotuned shite is pumped unwillingly into my brain - literally raping my brain - every time I go outside, it seems. I really don't get it.

Let's take for example their song "I Got A Feeling". For a good six or seven years you're treated to the boring talentless cunt that is will.i.am repeating the mantra that he has a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night. He feels the need to repeat this at least three dozen times, but hey - that's easier than actually coming up with some original music, right? Later in the song they evidently have exhausted their collective creative brain (it's four or five cells) and resort to listing the days of the week.

Now, Dirty Bit. I mean, I guess it's progress that they're no longer writing shit songs but now they're ruining perfectly adequate, albiet kind of gay due to the Dirty Dancing association, songs and mixing them in with their own drivel. Also, will.i.am - your name is William, you fucking idiot.

I wouldn't wish rampant cancerous AIDS on many people but I think that the Black Eyed Peas deserve it. Damn, should have made a joke about giving them black eyes.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 15:21, 8 replies)

Oh man
Dirty Dancing is like, literally gay.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 16:54, closed)

I liked the video to Shut Up where Fergie has a bit of a nip-on.

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 17:01, closed)

Black Eyed Peas USED to be awesome!
The first two albums were great, the third was a masterpiece....But it's like they then just gave up. They just make terrible pop songs. 'Boom Boom' or whatever the fuck it was called was like a cover of 'Boom' by Flight of The Concords, which was itself some kind of B.E.P. spoof. ..They repeat, repeat, lyrics, lyrics so that they have, have to write less of them, them.

I used to like the band, but they are now a bunch of lazy useless cunts.
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 17:25, closed)

BEP's
Produced one good album BF (before Fergie), under the disguise of genuine hip hop artists, in fact it's not bad at all but a record company got hold of them and to say they're the biggest sell outs I have ever seen is an under statement.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:03, closed)

I'll second this
I hate the black eyed peas with a passion, i hear them on the radio at work every day and it makes me want to pour bleach over the damn thing just to cleanse it. Everything's autotuned, probably because everything was out of tune in the first place... learn to sing like a real singer and stop copying from other songs!
(Teamascott Remember, if it aint funny, it aint worth jack!, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 18:44, closed)

In fairness, that smug punchable prick David Guetta is partly responsible for "I Got A Feeling" too.
He could make multiple orgasms seem plodding and routine.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 19:15, closed)

Mazel tov!
L'Chayim!

They are so damn Jewish!
( Peej, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 19:25, closed)

*CLICK*

( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 13:47, closed)