Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Nicknames - the horror!A spotty/moley chap at school got it worst than me, and I'm ginger!
Moley, Patrick Moore, Star Chart, walking talking afterbirth. Poor cunt.
used to sing to the tune of David Bowies "starman":
'there's a star chart,
playing with his friends,
Patrick Moore is coming,
the fun it never ends'
then there was the kid with big unclean front teeth. Scatman John was in the charts so he was christened 'Plaque Man' and him and his mates 'the goof troop'.
The best ones were reserved for a special few:
Greasy Geek - he was!
Thin Lips - had a mouth like a cunt
Big Fat Aussie - and it pissed him right off
Umpa Loompa - apparently walked like one
No apologies for... (oh go fuck yourselves)
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 16:31, Reply)
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