Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Athlete's CockProudly anounced by a late arrival at a house party in Cornwall recently.
This was not due to his staggering, leg trembling skills in the boudoir department. No, the young man in question was only too proud to explain he got the nickname after a spell of sock-shafting shenanigans as a teenager. Had the socks in question been washed... he'd simply be called something slinky like Cotton Cock.
They weren't.
Hence a rather odd skin ailment developing on his bald-headed love thermometer. Imagine Kojack with scoriasis. The doctor then, having deliberated for an entire week on the puzzling new illness, asked in the impartial manner only doctors can "do you masterbate into your footwear?"
All told with absolute pride in having created the first STD variant of Athletes Foot. No, he didn't entertain any ladies that long weekend.
(, Fri 19 May 2006, 10:50, Reply)
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