Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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i don't know their real names...first post. the post with the most
my geordie dad seems to have the nicknaming mad skills. the best i have ever come up with was 'Big Gay Dan' or 'Leukemia boy', but apparently my dad has a poetic soul.
his slack jawed chum unfortunately has but one tooth- i know him as 'Juanita' (one-eater.see?)
the indian man (lord help us) who stole his girlfriend 30 years ago is 'Mahatma-coat'.
my personal favourite- some poor unfortunate man at the local pub known to everyone as 'Spot' due to his rather large facial mole. he's been Spot all his life, until he had this monstrosity removed. (by god it was hairy) he is now -and will forever be- Spotless.
back to my cave then...
(, Sat 20 May 2006, 18:36, Reply)
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