Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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oh, nicknames.A guy who used to work with me was dubbed "Lord Farquaad" like the character from Shrek. Why? Because he was about as short and wimpy. He was never thrilled with this name. We also called him "emo kid" for a few weeks in the spirit of him listening to whiny music.
My friends and I all have nicknames for eachother that end in 'oob'. Reason being that one friend, who has a pretty nice rack and whose name starts with a B, became known as Boob. So with the three of us, there is Boob, Doob, and Moob. Used to be a fourth one of us; Lube (the only one to have a spelling variation). But she's a bitch now.
A friend at work calls me Kang. I don't even remember why. KANG. Aforementioned Lord Farquaad still calls me Snowcone (for my multicoloured, often neon, hair).
I also started a trend of calling this fat bitch at work 'the Manatee'. She's been fired, but her legend lives on!
(, Thu 25 May 2006, 7:44, Reply)
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