OK, this isn't actually my story, but i thought it b3taworthy anyway.
I was watching TV about 10 years ago, Channel 5 had just started, and there was some cheapo, late night gameshow where ex-couples joined forces and answered questions about each other, the couple with the most right answers won... kinda like "Mr & Mrs". And just for the record it was hosted by that Aussie who played Joe Mangle in Neighbours.

ANYWAY.... it got onto the round where the contestants had to re-tell an embarrassing moment in their ex-partners history. So this guy starts to tell this story of how he and his then girlfriend had gone out for a meal and a few drinks when they decided to get it on. He chuckled as he described how she was so pissed she puked on his cock...

...then the camera panned to show her face... with her eyes welling up, she snapped "I WASN'T DRUNK, IT WAS 'COZ YOUR COCK STANK! [quivering lip]"

Aaaaah... the bloke laughed, i laughed, everybody laughed except the woman who had sicked up on a stinky bell end.

Then, even though i can't remember for sure, the law of averages means that not long after watching that, i had a wank - which may or may not have been amusing in some way.
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:13, Reply)