pulled this bird once

(i know, me pull a woman its strange)

was banging away for about an hour, my old chap was suffering because

a)i'd consumed far to much brown ale and JD

and

b)she was as wet and slippy as a lube factory

My old fella was stiff as anything, but wasnt gonna shoot his muck anytime soon, so i started to slow down. She took this as a sign to climb on top. Who was i to complain?

what she actually did was squat over my old chap and opened wide, and tried to piss over me.

i think it's safe for you to guess that she ended up going home rather shapishly after i told her FUCK NO!
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:44, Reply)