Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?My personal best was being dumped on birthday after spending the day at my mothers house putting 20 years of childhood possessions in a skip. Can you beat that? Surely you can.
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:14)
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Haha... it's still the gold standard in our house...I had a horiffic boyfriend about 5 years ago who was always fucking about behind my back. One day I saw the light and walked off, just leaving him there.
A week later (after several phone calls, most of which he hung up on me during) it's my birthday and the grannies are coming to tea. I'm there in the kitchen with my hands covered in cake mix when the phone rings, so my sister answers it and holds it to my ear.
ex: We need to talk.
me: I have nothing to talk to you about.
ex: What about us?
me: There is no us.
ex: but... but
Little sister (wreching the phone away from my ear): BYE MR FUCKHEAD!!!!
And she hangs up.
Never heard from him again... well, until the 12 red roses arrived half an hour later. I didn't keep them.
Sometimes my sister rules.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:30, Reply)
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