I thought about making a picture involving Hitler pointing at a Fanta poster
saying "No, you idiot! I said I wanted JUICE with gas in it." But then I thought about the effort involved and how shit it would be so I didn't.
What things have you thought about doing but then haven't because of the work involved and how shit it would be? Please do not actually answer this question. I don't really care. It just seems to be the done thing to pretend you are not talking about yourself and have some interest in other people. Rather than answer the question, I am actually looking for people to say things like "Wow! You are a genius, baldmonkey. I wish I could be like you."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

Wow! You are a genius, baldmonkey. I wish I could be like you.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

like in
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

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bugger
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

I think you should do it
Although I'd have gone for "No, you idiot! I said I wanted to pump gas into JUICE".

But it's a very good idea.

Do it.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

I'm going to steal this idea and make a mockery of it.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

Good. I AM GLAD.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

"Wow! You are a genius, baldmonkey. I wish I could be like you."

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

I am known to get very upset when my Paint Shop or Animation Shop crashes during a task.
I've lost many the GMOS-based glory.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

it was my b3ta day yesterday
and I missed it because I was too busy working and boozing.
( CowJam, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1904673
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)

boozing with real people is far more important that coming on to the internet to point out
to all the intenet weirdos just how much of your life you have pissed away on b3ta
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

^This^

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)

*Rubs eyes.. Has another look*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

What?
I'm skint, I have an excuse.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

skint a bum-boy
n excuse prolapsed rectum
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

You could at least spell "prolaspled" correctly
You stupid cockmonkey.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

WHAT?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

There you go
Slowest ninja in the west you are.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)

true

( CowJam, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)

your mum
also: youn are
( sleepybinky, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)

How ironic

( Hankster, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

you are an idiot, baldmonkey
get back in the kitchen and make my breakfast.
( scott,, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)

I done a shit in your eggs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

best bring some salt with the food then.
serve it in the lounge please, baldmonkey, i shall be down directly.
( scott,, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

*wipes egg on sofa*
*shits in ashtray*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

ah that reminds me
when you've finished breakfast service, have a run round and clean the shit out of the lounge.
then you can get on with cleaning the Rolls.
there's a good chap.
( scott,, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

*uses axle grinder to make hole in Rolls' roof*
*goes to get tanker full of raw sewage*
*fills Rolls with shit*
*fills house with shit*
*wipes shit on bread*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

i'm phoning the butler agency to complain
just as soon as i get the shit out of the phone.
( scott,, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)