I done a shit in your eggs.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

best bring some salt with the food then.
serve it in the lounge please, baldmonkey, i shall be down directly.
( scott,, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

*wipes egg on sofa*
*shits in ashtray*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

ah that reminds me
when you've finished breakfast service, have a run round and clean the shit out of the lounge.
then you can get on with cleaning the Rolls.
there's a good chap.
( scott,, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)

*uses axle grinder to make hole in Rolls' roof*
*goes to get tanker full of raw sewage*
*fills Rolls with shit*
*fills house with shit*
*wipes shit on bread*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

i'm phoning the butler agency to complain
just as soon as i get the shit out of the phone.
( scott,, Mon 9 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)