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FINALLY.
Moody Scottish Git.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
Is this a Tennis thread?

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Nah, it's a MotoGP thread

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Oh grand

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
The compere in the Piston video asks the audience "not to boo him"

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Bumraped by a tramp
That's one good punchline
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Fair play to him for having a go
Stupid him for not realising he was shit.

Someone should submit it to Chortle for their shit comedian of the week bit they have in the Friday news roundup....
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

How are we all.

Absolute fucking pleasure.

I failed my driving test three times.

Fucking distracting.

FUCKING FILMING BASTARD.

Yes, I failed my driving test.

Whore from hell.

How are you all?

Bumraped by a tramp.
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
aww
I failed my driving test when at the first zebra crossing I saw my first thalidomide woman carrying bags of shopping from what seemed her shoulders.

I burst out laughing.. then when i was apologising to the instuctor he proper went too.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
I passed on the fifth time
Even though I nearly ran over an OAP
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
lol
hahahah

sorry

just the word ´friz´ and ´ran´ in the same post.

well good on ya, i think i´m gonna do mine in spain and just bribe the instructor.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
There's something charmingly cuntish about you

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
did he upset oo :(:(:(:(:(

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
No no, I'm saying I like the guy

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
oh good,
but you think he is cuntish,
i was all worried he might ov offended oo :(:(:(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
A charming cunt
Like Gilgamesh. And Wormulus.

Or are you one of these people who see the word "cunt" and think it's a TERRIBLE WORD THAT SHOULD NEVER BE SAID?
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
sorry, i was just all worried,
that you might have been all offended by the person, it looked like you wuz agitated an dat, but i wuz rong, sorri
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
APOLOGY ACCEPTED

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
but if you are a bit shook up by the meanness,
you know i am here for you
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
he´s mine
so fuck off
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
i like you too

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
as opposed to the more common-or-garden nauseating cuntishnish you provide

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
Ha, yeah
Yeah

I'm a cunt.

Ha
(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
Ha, yeah
Yeah

El Guiri's a cunt.

Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
Shut it, cancertits

(__, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
lolfriz

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

oo low
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
He's got some serve on him, Jorge Lorenzo.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
has he done it yet?
COME ON TIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!!!

without Nadal it´s not the same though. Viva rafa!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
I think that we definately a 10 on the Henman scale
Previous matches didn't even rank.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
It's a possible 11, considering he actually won.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
definately
imediatley

you looser
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
Are you calling me a loser because I made a spelling mistake?
Because I think it's important to remember that it's better to try and fail than to never try at all.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
no, I'm just trolling
careful with the apostrophes people, I'm on the warpath tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
there should be a comma after "apostrophes" then
otherwise we'll get the impression there are a subset of humans made of, specialising in, or otherwise clarified by their worship of that particular punctuation mark.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
I'm toally flicking the V's at your post here
haha! stick THAT up your dog's arse, Captain Comma Correction
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
yeah, toally
like, cowaunga dude, gnary.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
awww
thats what proper spastics say
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
Don't try.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
It's more of a sentence mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
stop being a pedant
no-one likes a pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
You can cut it out aswell.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
Spelling pendantry is a terrible thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Any kind of pedantry
be it car data, music snobbery, military history or semantics
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
What about hat knowledge?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
There's nothing wrong with any kind of knowledge
but tearing a conversation apart just to point out that it wasn't mercury ACKtchally that drove hatmakers crazy and that it was actually a molybdenum/arsenic mix which LOOKS like mercury but has a higher melting point, that's just for queers and people with facial hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
Damn, you failed to rise to my baiting.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
I'm as easy to bait as a fish with titanium cheeks

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
I'll try for a dorsal fin.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
First time in ages I've enjoyed watching a game of tennisball

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
I don't know if it was just me,
but the roof seemed to increase the atmosphere.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
SCIENCE!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
Deuce.
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Not the best song Kiss ever did

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)