They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
So how come Steve Jobs has cancer?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:39, archived)

I thought he was just a bit of a brain wrong.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

as in I'M BRIAN WRONG?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

Pleased to meet you, my name is Lizzie.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

because he didn't see a doctor for ages.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

BA DUM CHAAAAA

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:44, archived)

Too many apples give you cancer.
Like everything else, ever.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:45, archived)