The chap said when he came to measure up
"oh, wow, proper old concrete floors, you know it's fashion at the moment to just have polished concrete these days."
I almost asked him to leave there and then.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)

What kind of cunt wants concrete floors in the house?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

trendy cunts with not taste?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

Seriously
What could you possibly think that shiny concrete would add to the comfort of a home? Imagine the romance of boffing the missus on a cold hard floor in front of a flame effect heater.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

The kind who like smashing their skulls open when they come in from a night on the pop and fall over.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

Health and safety issues are always at the forefront of my flooring choices
Ideally I'd like my house carpeted with beds.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)

I just want a night on the pop :(

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)

I'm meeting some old pals in Bratfud on Thursday night
I'll get you tanked if you want.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)