I hate it when Baldmonkey gets attention.
Do I have a poo and then put away the groceries or put away the groceries THEN poo?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)

BING BONG BANG.
BANG BOOM BANANA!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)

hey, you know olympia is a fucking shit hole? yeah, dont hang around there

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

FUCK YOU, OLYMPIA.
Let's piss in a jiffy bag and throw it at Olympia's head.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)

Dukakis?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)

poo on the groceries

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

then eat them

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

then poo out the groceries onto new groceries

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:35, archived)

repeat ad nauseam

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

which, one would imagine, wouldn't take long

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)

dunno, i better get driving again

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

Got an airport run Mongy?
Good times, they're great money.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

nah man, got to sort out a photocell in peterborough, but i stopped off for a break

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

Oh, and if you want truly appalling rage until you have an embolism telly.
www.tv-links.eu/tv-shows/Jerseylicious_23841/
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)

Sorry, this was meant for Bluestar, didn't mean to place this here, it's miles outside your remit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

no problem, i only click on porn links anyhoo

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

Geordie Shore does it for me.
I couldn't get into Jersey Shore last night.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

WW is obsessed with Jerseylicious, it's more appalling than Baldmonkey on Jeremy Kyle.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

THIS ORNAMENTAL WALL THING SHOULD BE MOISTER
IT'S FRIEZE DRIED.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

clickindis
to get it on the popular page as an example to others
( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)

A STARBUCKS WORKER IS THOUGHT TO HAVE TB
BECAUSE HE HAD A COUGHY. COFFEE.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

not so good.

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

I care not for poo posts.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

What about groceries?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)

Yes.
I like groceries.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)

dont get dragged down to badgers food thread level, he shames us all

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

Sorry m

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)

it's all cool, i better get going, if anybody is in oundle or whatever it is called give me a wave

( mongychops, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)

*waves*

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

oh
that Oundle. No, sorry.
( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

woah, me too

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

WOAH

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

My daugher is potty training this week
That's very interesting.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:46, archived)

I've gone through this once before
And going through it again now. I feel your pain. But the money you'll save on nappies is extraordinary
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:04, archived)

oh no pain
yesterday morning she just comes downstairs, takes her nappy off and goes in the downstairs toilet.

Big tick.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

groceries first
You won't be able to relax, ensuring a smooth expulsion
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)

It does feel like it might be a good one.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:39, archived)

then do the groceries first...you'll be pleased you did

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

You are a wise man.
What are doing making shit songs with Balders?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)

I secretly fancy him
We look alike so our children would be perfect
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

you're actually his secret lovechild with janet aylia
but yeah, go and have sex with baldmonkey if you want, who am I to stop you?
( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:48, archived)

this changes EVERYTHING
Still going to try it on with him though
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:49, archived)

I don't blame you, who wouldn't?

( spesh., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

OI!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

Oooooh, we're playing our tune and we're singing out song with a
BING and a BONG and a BING

BONG BING BOO
BING BONG BING
BING BONG BINGLEY BONGLEY BOO

BONG BING BOO
BING BONG BING
BING BONG BINGLEY BONGLEY BOO
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:44, archived)

Grocieries first
The need for a poo will add an element of excitement and tension and its probably more hygenic, although you are probably very good at washing your hands.
( WormuIus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)

I've got to sort it
I've got to sort it
I've got to do the job on time
Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong
I'm going to finish this job
before they finish this song
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

is the train bloke gay or what?
And although the actor playing the market trader is blind, the character isn't!! What's up with that? All in all Me Too is a weird show. I'd fuck Bobbi though.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:00, archived)

Bobbi?
Nha, she was scared of a plastic toy robot the other day

Cooeee I'm over here! This way! No, over here! He's not blindy, just squinty.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

Bobbi cleans the buses at night
I'd clean her bus at night...or something
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)

They do pick some very strange actors for cbeebies program
Like Miles Jupp, cricket journalist and comedian don. Fucking awful actor... just like Chris McCausland, who, like Archie, acts human in real life.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wfrQEXoON0
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)

shit! I had no idea!
The guys from Big Cook Little Cook do stand up too don't they.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)

yeah, they're doing a CBBC program now too, and are less annoying. Something sciencey.
bit shit as standup, just watching that video still, he's not amazing, but not at all bad.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:14, archived)