I can't tell him,
But I've never been in a hot air balloon, quite frankly the idea scares me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)

Try tying some balloons to a deck chair.
You won't go that high but it might help you get over this fear.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)

I don't have a deckchair :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)

armchair?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:23, archived)

i've got a bean bag?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:25, archived)

Perfect! Do you have any balloons?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:26, archived)

bollocks.
This isn't going to work at ALL is it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)

I'm sorry pigster, I've failed :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 17:30, archived)