the twin towers didn't have two planes crash into them, they were actually gentically modified super moths, attracted to the glare of the sun reflected in the windows of the buildings
that's why so much dust came down when they fell, it was the same dust you get when you kill a moth
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

I'd prefer this theory if the moths were genitally modified.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:56, archived)